Mormon Women:
> If you, or someone you know has ever felt overwhelmed by all they feel they need to do, Vickie Gunther of Redlands , California , wrote a hilarious poem, Dr. Seuss style, about how much LDS women try to take on. David B. Marsh used it at Women's Conference, and Vickie has given permission to share it.
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> The Girl in a Whirl by 'Dr. Sue' (a.k. a.. Vickie Gunther)
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> Look at me, look at me, look at me now!
> You could do what I do if you only knew how.
> I study the scriptures one hour each day;
> I bake, I upholster, I scrub, and I pray.
> I always keep all the commandments completely;
> I speak to my little ones gently and sweetly.
> I help in their classrooms! I sew all they wear!
> I drive them to practice! I cut all their hair!
> I memorize names of the General Authorities;
> I focus on things to be done by priorities.
> I play the piano! I bless with my talents!
> My toilets all sparkle! My checkbooks all balance!
> Each week every child gets a one-on-one date;
> I attend all my meetings (on time! never late!)
> I'm taking a class on the teachings of Paul,
> But that is not all! Oh, no. That is not all,
> I track my bad habits 'til each is abolished;
> Our t-shirts are ironed! My toenails are polished!
> Our family home evenings are always delightful;
> The lessons I give are both fun and insightful.
> I do genealogy faithfully, too.It's easy to do all the things that I do!
> I rise each day early, refreshed and awake;
> I know all the names of each youth in my stake!
> I read to my children! I help all my neighbors!
> I bless the community, too, with my labors.
> I exercise and I cook menus gourmet;
> My visiting teaching is done the first day!
> (I also go do it for someone who missed hers.
> It's the least I can do for my cherished ward sisters.)
> I chart resolutions and check off each goal;
> I seek each 'lost lamb' on my Primary roll.
> I can home-grown produce each summer and fall.
> But that is not all! Oh, no. That is not all,
> I write in my journal! I sing in the choir!
> Each day, I write 'thank you's' to those I admire.
> My sons were all Eagles when they were fourteen!
> My kids get straight A's! And their bedrooms are clean!
> I have a home business to help make some money;
> I always look beautifully groomed for my honey.
> I go to the temple at least once a week;
> I change the car's tires! I fix the sink's leak!
> I grind my own wheat and I bake all our bread;
> I have all our meals planned out six months ahead.
> I make sure I rotate our two-years' supply;
> My shopping for Christmas is done by July!
> These things are not hard; 'tis good if you do them;
> You can if you try! Just set goals and pursue them!
> It's easy to do all the things that I do!
> If you plan and work smart, you can do them all, too!
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> It's easy!' she said and then she dropped dead.